"The Giant Turd" 

Ohh you're sucha turd
Oh yeaah a giant turd
And you look like a turd
And you smell like a turd

Ohh you're such a turd
Oh yeaah a giant turd
And you look like a turd
And you smell like a turd

Ohh you're such a turd
Oh yeaah a giant turd
And you look like a turd

And you smeeieeeieeeell like a tuurdd